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Dels
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All your Wazza Rooney news in here.
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Rooney is planning a move to Real after mishearing that Madrid was "full of lovely Senior Ritas".
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A Manc, Cockney and Wayne Rooney were all about to have lunch on a building site. The Manc opens his lunchbox and says if his wife puts Cheese in my sandwiches again I am going to kill myself and the Cockney say's if my wife put's Egg in my sandwiches again I will kill myself, which leads to Rooney saying if I find Ham in my sandwiches again I will kill myself. So,sure enough the next day all three open up their lunch boxes and find the sandwiches are all full of Cheese ,Egg and Ham once again so they all go off to different parts of the site and commit suicide. Later in the week all three men are being buried and the Manc's wife says if he didn't want cheese on his sandwiches he should have told me and this wouldn't have happened. The Cockney's wife makes exactly the same statement concerning the Egg sandwiches, then Colleen says "I can't understand this, Wayne made his own sandwiches"
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Mane deserved to be sent off. People defending it, have a word with yourself.
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Exactly. It was so funny to listen to Gary Neville stating it was only worthy of a yellow card on ***, it was a bloody assault. The Observer Sports section has a very graphic image showing the challenge and anyone who still thinks it wasn't a sending off is bonkers.
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Dels wrote:
09-09-17 21:01
Mane deserved to be sent off. People defending it, have a word with yourself.
Agreed. It is possible for something to be dangerous play when the player is attempting to play the ball. A definite red card.

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Try telling that to Liverpool fans. Head beating against a wall springs to mind.
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Chelsea were absolutely awful yesterday with Conte's tactics of playing five at the back against City backfiring spectacularily. Even the presence of Hazard couldn't inspire a dour & dreadful defending champions to anything positive at all. Woeful!
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Chelsea only got beat 1-0, Conte's tactics were fine. It would have been a blood bath had he not played five at the back. And there was nothing he could do once Morata went off.
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If that's the best they can put up against a title challenger then the tatics were wrong. City played one upfront! :roll: :shock:
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Chelsea weren't playing Crystal Palace. They were playing a team that can score from all over the field whether they play one up front or three. They would have been slaughtered. Look at Klopp's tactics the other week there against City. Blood bath at Anfield. They played the same way against Arsenal last week and it worked, Arsenal were the better team but they don't have Kevin De Bruyne. Great player btw.
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I woke up very early this morning like I was still bloody going to the match today, full of anticipation etc etc. Still nearly 7 hours to go though and the nearest I will get to Liverpool will be walking the dog and getting the papers! Old habits die hard. :x :lol: 8-)
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Lupo Pazzesco wrote:
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Man Utd were absolutely awful today with Mourinho's tactics of playing ten at the back against Liverpool backfiring spectacularily. Even the presence of Lukaku couldn't inspire a dour & dreadful champions to be anything positive at all. Woeful!
Fixed. :lol:

To think you got up early for that. :lol:

But seriously, Mourinho is so predictable. Liverpool have won one in eight games. Are shit at the back and Mourinho's tactics is park the bus. It worked I suppose. A point was probably what he was going for, so I suppose it didn't backfire spectacularly. :lol:
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Dire! Thankfully I went back to bed for a couple of hours.
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Dire is also a way we can describe Arsenal. Watford deserved it. Arsenal thought they had won it at 1-0. F**cking idiots.

At least Chelsea lost to Crystal Palace, that is marginally more hilarious than Arsenal's result.
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Chelsea losing to Palace is the result of the season so far! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That cheered me up no end till that dire (word of the day) first half by Roma. :oops:
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Not a dire day for chelsea reject Kevin de Bruyne however.
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KDB was exactly a cheap reject however costing £50M+! :shock:
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